Hey Babies,
I knows yall probably been wondering where me and Mabel been lately. Well it’s kinda a long story but imma try to make it simple. The bottom line to the story is DON’T LET THE PERSON WITH GLAUCOMA BE THE LOOK OUT GUY!
I ain’t sure if yall remembers but a while back me and Mabel was curious as 5 alley cats in heat about that blue juice the pastors be drinking. We had a notion that it was that drank they calls Hypnotic. Anyways we masterminded a plot to expose our pastor for being a down low alcoholic. See we figures that us black kettles get called out in church every Sunday for our sinful ways by the pastor, so if he is a BLACK POT on the down low, then he outta be called too.
Well about two months ago me and Mabel dressed up in all black (in our Sundays best of course with the sharpest church hats you den ever seen). Anyways, we left the kitchen door open in the basement of the church earlier that day so we could sneak back in and grab that blue juice to test the water for ourselves so to speak. We had the plan all set up. I was to be the look out guy and Mabel was to be the thief. I personally thought it should be the other way around but Mabel insisted that she grab the juice since she was the one with stinky fingers back in the day. Child that women used to be able to steal the panty drawz off you while you was wearing a girdle on top of em. Now that’s what you call a professional thief.
Anyways long story short the silent alarm went off and we got arrested for armed robbery. I didn’t see the po-po pulling up in time to tell Mabel so that we could get up out the church house. Hell they looked like trees to me. The judge accused us of using Mabel’s cain as a weapon. So me and Mabel is currently do a bit in the county jail. We ain’t been able to talk to yall too much cause we beat the hell out of two bully butches for trying to take our cakes (if you knows what I mean). That fight ended us both up in solitary confinement. We still at the county but now we is able to use the computers once a week or so. W3ell try to write yall every chance we get.
Take care now and please pray of us.
Signed
Ruthie Ann
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9 comments:
Oh no, Mrs. Ruthie Ann. I hope you and Ms. Mabel get out soon. LOL. Take care. ;-)
Well I hope you all get to come home soon. County ain't no place for two god fearing women!
hope yall get home soon!!! welcome back to the blogworld!
do yall have to wear those paper gowns???
hope yall get out soon. hell i thought that yall had left the blog world,lol
Loving your blog!
First time reader here...
Hope you two find your way home safe and sound.. and soon!!!
Love the blog!
Y'all be safe up in there [ya hear??] :-)
Oh and make sure to keep us posted!!
LMAO!!!!
Say hi to my cousin tay tay...if you need a hook up...err...I mean medicine for your glaucoma, she's the one you wanna know!
STAY UP!!
That's what'll happen if ya tryin' to call out someone who don't need to be called out.
Sometimes you call yourself out in the process, and pay the dividends.
Make sure to sleep on your back with one eye open ladies!
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