Sunday, July 6, 2008

Yall So Nosey-Part II

Hey babies, we are back and live in action. You have to forgive us for our delay. We've been traveling. You see, I went to Sin City and been praying ever since then. I had to get LB back up and in order. Then we and some of the other mothers drove up to Detroit for the AIM conference. We've got plenty of stories to tell about that. I just got me a new sale phone and I was trying to figure out how to work my camera phone so I can show some pictures since yall don't believe half the stuff we be saying. I couldn't figure out how to work it. I was looking for Ruthie to help me, but she was off somewhere with some deacons and elders from another church.

Anyway, yall keep Pastor Timothy Wright lifted up in prayer. We heard that his wife and grandson were killed and he was injured real bad coming back from the same conference. Sometimes we never understand what God is doing, but we have to trust him anyway.

Here are the second batch of questions. I hope yall enjoy.

-Mrs. Mabel

TORRANCE SAID:

Where yawl get the fire hats from?

Mrs. Mabel: Now baby, I don't thanks that's a question I'm gonna be able to answer. You see asking a grown woman (especially one of my age) where she gets her personal accessories from is sorta like asking that very same woman her age. That’s just something you don’t do. Plus, one time we was a’havin us a church banquet. I had on my good red suit – candy apple red. That’s the one LB loves to see me in. Well, one of the other mothers in the church asked me where I got my clutch from. Being the Christian I am – I told her. Next thing you know that heffa up and showed up to the church with the same purse I had. If I wasn’t so saved, I would have done more than just cuss her out.

Ruthie Ann: Chile' I got to second what Mabel said. Asking bout our hats is sho nuff like asking womens they age. I can’t tells you where I gets my good hats from. You might go get your grandmamma one and the devil is a liar if I walk in the church house and sees someone with my same hat on! I'll sho nuff do some shouting but it won't be in the spirit.

FUZZY SAID:

Are "Mrs. Ruthie Anne" and "Ms. Mabel" stage names or are they your real names?

Mrs. Mabel: Stage name? What’s that baby? I’m as real as real can get. I used to go by an alias. Hell, sometimes I still do. I have to keeps the passion burning in my marriage to LB so some times I’ll let him call me Mahalia or even Lena sometimes.

Ruthie Ann: Baby, fars I know I been called Ruthie Ann long as I can remembers. Now there was a rumor when I was 13 that I was found in the woods as a baby by my Pappy and they gave me the name. But chile I thanks my cousin was saying that to get some without feeling like kissing cousins. Damn boy was a freak to his heart. Maybe that’s why he died of a heart attack while he was layed up with some prostitute. Anyhow, I believes I been Ruthie Ann since day one.

Are you a blogger, or group of bloggers, that publish this blog?

Mrs. Mabel: Well, I beg your pardon youngster! You oughta be ashamed of yourself calling womens like us out of our names. I’m not a blogger, I’m a Christian. I believes in the Lord. He heard my cry and He pitied every groan! He is coming back again, you know.

Ruthie Ann: Baby I aint quite sure I understands your question. I’m sexy me and then there’s big round and greedy Mabel and we just blogs. Sometimes I do the blogs, sometimes she do the blogs, and sometimes we does them together. We ain't into no kinky-freaky stuff on the computers though if that's what you are asking.

One of you made reference to having a sugar son. How do you feel fornicating?

Mrs. Mabel: Child, well, it ain’t me with the sugar son. That’s that ol’ trifling Ruthie. I thanks one shouldn’t fornicate ever. It just ain’t no cause for it. Plus, I done been with LB for so long, he knows how to fulfill all my needs.

Ruthie Ann: Baby the bible says a fool thanks what they doing is right. I must admit I was foolish to thank I could continue being with my sugar son Tyron or should I say ex sugar son. Pastor preached on fornicating while back and I felt convicted so I told Tyron he was gonna have to marry me if we was gonna keep bumping and grinding. Well let’s just say I don’t thank like I used to thank a few months ago when I was getting me some on a regular basis and making every excuse in the book to do so.

How do you feel about homosexuals?

Mrs. Mabel: Child, ain’t nothing wrong with them homosexuals. They knows how to keep my hair in place, paint my finger nails, and one came over not too long ago and helped me redesign my sun room.

Ruthie Ann: Baby I keeps telling folks I ain’t one to judge. Now long as no womens don’t try to touch my body I ain’t got no problems with it. Plus I used to thank Mabel dipped off on the other side of the fence here and there back in the day. So what can I say if my best friend is a homosexual on the down low? She thank I don't see how she be looking at me when I have on my Sundays best, but chile' I sees her admiring me.

What do you think happened to Carlton Pearson?

Mrs. Mabel: He messed around with one of them homosexuals and they done turned him out.

Ruthie Ann: Baby is that the man that went down to the casino river boat, lost all his money, got depressed, and jumped off the boat? Hell, he shoulda stuck to the penny slots cause you can’t go wrong playing for pennies. Specially if you got a bunch of them in a Crown Royal bag.

Why is Bobbi Jones sooo gay?

Mrs. Mabel: He always been gay. He’s like wine. The longer you exist, the stronger you taste.

Ruthie Ann: Chile I don’t know, but I tell you what I sho like them suits he be wearing. That man know he got some fashion with his fruity self.

Why do you blog?

Mrs. Mabel: Honestly, I blogs cause I wanted a new outlet. I got here by mistake. I typed in http://www.bladderspot.com/ one day to look up some medicine for LB and his little problem. Next thang you know this is where I was. I’ve been loving it ever since.

Ruthie Ann: We figured it was a calling on our life an all since we ended up in the blog world by mistake. What’s the chances of me looking for http://www.baldspot.com/ and Mabel looking for http://www.bladderspot.com/ on two separate occasions and we ends up at http://www.blogspot.com/. If that ain't God what is?

What do yall want to accomplish from blogging?

Mrs. Mabel: You know, I learned not to have expectations. I feel it's important just to take it as it comes. If you get something good out of the experience, then it was meant to be.

Ruthie Ann: Well I can't say I'm looking to accomplish nothing in particular. I do likes to give the peoples some good sound words of wisdom and advice. Plus is bout the only exercise that Mabel gone get and typing works out her fat fangers. I feels as her best friend it's my duty to encourage her to exercise.

How old are you two?

Mrs. Mabel: Now son, you know better than to ask a woman her age.

Ruthie Ann: Like I said earlier asking womens they age and where they gets their good Sunday church hats from is a no-no. Next question!

Going back to the sugar son, where do I apply? :-)

Mrs. Mabel: You gotta ask Ruthie about that. From the looks of you, you ain't got much money. Plus, ain't you tied up together with that other young boy Shawn? if you is, then ain't you fornicating?

Ruthie Ann: Baby if you woulda got up with me a few months ago I woulda broke you off a lil something something, but chile' I'm done with the younger mens. They cost too much anyway and I'm working off a fixed income you know.

THE FLYYEST SAID:

Are yall 2 real or is this an alias?? whatever it is...im lovin it.

Mrs. Mabel: Baby, we is as real as a wooden nickel! Seriously, we is real. We’re here typing, aint’ we?

Ruthie Ann: Baby we as real as your hair. Now you tell me is that your hair or is it fake? Chile, I’m just playing with you. We loves wigs too baby. Baby we sho nuff real as a wooden nickel I means a nickel on a wooden table.

PROMISCUOUS X SAID:

Do you even get wet when you geting your freak on LOL?

Mrs. Mabel: Yes child, LB makes sure I gets wet. Besides, what I can’t do myself, a bottle that costs $7.99 can do for me!

Ruthie Ann: Baby can an old sank still have a working faucet? Of course water can still run!You betta ask somebody.

Do you know how to make Peach Cobbler?

Mrs. Mabel: I can make a mean peach cobbler. You know they say a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. That’s how me and LB got started.

Ruthie Ann: As you can tell by the difference in our womenly figuras, Mabel is the cook, baker, and taster around these parts. I ain't have time to make no peach cobbler tending to all my husbands and childrens.

Do you have your tubes tied? Cuz I know y'all too be having ya lil jump offs aka Suga Sons LOL

Mrs. Mabel: Because I’m the married one, ain’t no need to tie my tubes. Although, I doubt there’s much more baking in the oven. I think the pilot light is out for good!

Ruthie Ann: Chile' I ain't let them doctors tie nothing on me. I gots the pull out method mastered. Why you thank I only got 13 childrens?

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

My First Love

Evening Babies, I was just satting here thanking bout life and love. I started thinking bout all the mens I loved before. Well for a moment I started remembaing my first late husband who might surprise yall to know was a Puerto Rican lover. I used to calls him Mr. Garcia cause he was a short man who all ways wanted to prove to the world that he was tuff. Well to make his self asteem betta I called him Mr. Garcia. You know showing him some respect and all.

Anyway that man loved his family and he loved him some me. I really did cares bout Mr. Garcia but I just couldn't see myself having all them childrens he wanted. Funny thang is 6 husbands and many mens later I still ended up with 13 childrens. Oh well we live and we learn.

So babies, tells Old Ruthie Ann bout your first love. Go ahead and talk. I'm be listening while I sat ova here at the table and work on this batch of hog head cheese that Pastor want for the Annual Usher Banquet. He says ain't no party or celebration complete without the presence of the Lawd and a hog head cheese and crackers table. I loves my Pastor cause he sho knows how to put on a party to celebrate the working saints who keep the house of the Lawd in tact through theys hard labor. I still thank he helped Usher Lena get that tummy tuck she had last year. Hell I don't quite blame him though. Woman was so big she knocked a differant mother's hat off every sangle week for months. Them old womens was racing to the pew to keep from being on the end sit casing big booty belly Usher Lena was on duty. One thang as a Pastor that you don't eva eva wanna do is make the Mother's Board mad. Well yall gone head and tell me bout your first love. Chile' I'm listenin'.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Went to Sin City...I Ain't No Sinner

Well praise the lawd to everybody. It's me - Mabel. I'se shole glad to be back on some familiar ground. I guess now I knows what them childrens of Is-ra-el felt like wandering that wilderness.

Well, I figured that since we ain't got all the time in the world no mo' that LB and I should gone down to Vegas and renew our vowels. Yes child, our VOWELS. I sho hads me a good time. Too bad I can't say the same about my precious dear husband LB.

First, let me tell you. We stayed in the most regal place. I can't quite remember the name of the hotel, but chile, it had a water fall, baptismal pool, and a fountain that played music. It had lights too. It was nice and 'spensive. Of course, when you are supposed to be treated like a queen, I guess price ain't much to talk about these days. The peoples were real nice to us too. They even let me put my Epsom salt in the whirlpool. Child, I had all them white folks feeling good right along with me. I bet them sales at Walgreen's is gonna increase now - I wonder how I can get my cut. Everybody talking about a side hustle, hell, I needs me one too, especially now that LB done got some more medical bills now.

How did it happen? Well, my sweet ol' LB was trying to be romantic. And yes, child, sure, I done picked up a pound or two. I lose weight all the time. It just seems to find me all over again. LB though that after we got done renewing our vowels that he could pick me up and carry me over the threshold like he did 60-something years and a few pounds ago. Well, why in the Lord's name did he do that. Child, he pulled two muscles in his back, broke two ribs, and injured his foot. Well, I must say, that after I fell down, I was able to get right back up again. You know they say we fall down...and get up, cause a saint ain't nothing but a sinner who fell down! Well, I told LB to get off them slots when the Lord spoke to me, he didn't listen, know I thanks the Lord is repaying him back.

Child, I gots to go now. I needs to pay my tithes and give my offering and building fund money to the church. You know, even though I was "blessed" while in sin city with over 5,000.00 - it's still earnings and I gots to make sure there is plenty of meat in my storehouse. I loves me some meat.

Now yall pray for LB. Plus I need to put this pound cake in the oven. Ruthie Ann been missing me. Old heffa never did learn how to cook and since I've been gone she told me she been making hog head cheese all this time. Child, I need to pick up some mints when I goes over to her house too - I'm sure it smells like the inside of the pig she been eating for the last week. Yall pray my strength, hear!

With Love,
Mrs. Mabel

PS: We gonna finish answering all of yalls questions too. Yall so nosey. But that's fine so is Edna down at the church and Geneva on the Missions Board...we's used to it.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

16 Days and Counting

Praise the Lawd. How my babies been doing? I wanted to thanks all of yall who been praying for me. I’m feeling much betta now. My grown folk diaper rash is gone and my tail is back to being as smooth as a baby’s bottom. If you wondering I still ain’t drank no Crown and I ain’t had no glaucoma medicine in 16 days and counting. It’s been a little rough on me but I just calls out to the Lawd for help. I’m sho nuff realizing that all them years I spent calling out a man’s name in the heat of passion I should have had more passion for the Lawd and called out his name. Well we lives and we learns. Anyways my grandson is still locked up and he wants me to put some money on his books. But chile I’m on a fixed income and I ain’t gone fix my income to feed him and his cell mate Buster no honey and peanut butta sandwiches while I’m out here eating Spam. No Lawd, he shoulda been saving all that money he was making stead of buying that bling fling crap he had round his neck every time I seens him. Now I was thanking bout sending him some Vaseline just in case (if you knows what I mean). Never know why that boy Buster got his name.

Ms Mabel and her hubby LB went to Sin City this week and so yall pray that she come back with as much money in her pocket as food in her belly. I knows she gone eat up the town at all them buffets down there in Vegas. She called me last night and said her and LB got matching tattoos wedding rings on their left big toe. Chile I don’t know what they was thanking fat and funky as they toes is. Anyway I bout to go make some hog head cheese for 12Kyle’s party so I ain’t gone keep yall much longer. Take care now.

Signed
Ruthie Ann

Monday, June 9, 2008

Baby the Thrill is Gone

Hey babies. Yall migtha been wondering where I beens. Well praise God old Ruthie Ann is still alive and kicking. Only thang is I been going through “the change”. Naw I ain’t talking bout menopause I did that years ago. Anyhow, over the past few weeks I realized a few thangs and I thought it be best that I share them with yall. But first let me thanks Mabel for being by my side and baking 9 pound cakes to makes me feel better. I sho appreciate her I just wish she woulda saved me at least one piece of cake. That women den gained 15 pounds over the last two weeks being a good friend to me. I loves her dearly with her fat greedy rolly polly tail. Anyway this is what I wanted to share with yall.

Few weeks ago Pastor preached on fornication and chile I got so convicted that I rushed home and told my sugar son Tyron he needed to marry me if he wanted to continue bumping and grinding. That boy toy had the nerves to tell me I was too old for him. Needless to say it’s ova betweens him and me and I’ve decided that I ain’t messing with younger mens no more. For now on I’m only gettin with good Godly mens like deacons, preachers, and the ones that faithfully clean up the church house Sunday after Sunday.

One of my 13 childrens is a nurse and she had her job come to the church house to give the mother’s board free exams. Well they took our urine and for some reason mine dropped dirty. And according to my daughter it was durty durty! My daughter was so embarrassed that she ain’t talked to her dear old sweet mama in two weeks. So I’ve decided that glaucoma medicine ain’t worth losing my childrens. I’d rather lose my eye sight then lose one of my babies. Plus my grandson got locked up the otha day and the supply won’t be plentiful like it was when he was living with me. Something about having to pay for the weed on a fixed income helps make me wanna quit. Course I’m really doing it to save me and my baby girls relationship.

I did care for Tyron for more than his body so course I went through a tad bit when we broke up. I found myself turning to Crown Royal instead of the good Lawd. I drank so much Crown Royal in one night that I was releasing waste from both ends at the same time (If you knows what I mean). Anyway, this went on for 3 whole days and it got so bad that Mabel had to buy me a pack of Depends cause I just couldn’t keep it in (if you knows what I mean). On the fourth day I got enough strength to soak in some Epsom Salt but as you probably know my tail was so raw from all that releasing (if you knows what I mean) that it burned like the devil had a torch to my ass (forgive me Lawd) in 150 degree heat while the stove is on. Anyway I’m proud to say I ain’t had a drank in 7 days and counting. Everytime I thanks about dranking I imagine me dranking myself to death and dying in a grown folk pamper with a diaper rash on my ass (forgive Lawd) and going straight to hell. Lawd knows I’ve had an affair with Crown Royal for more years than I can even recall but it just ain’t worth it. I’m a lady and I’m going out with dignity not in no damn diaper.

So babies, I need yall to pray for old Ruthie Ann cause I got a New Attitude like that Patty gurl say and the THRILL IS GONE! Take Care Now.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Yall So Nosey - Part 1

Well babies these sho was some good questions and Lawd knows me and Mabel gone try to answer them best we can. We sho wasn’t expecting so manys nosey peoples to be all up in our business. So we den decided to take a few questions at a time and pretends like we some rich and famous peoples getting interviewed. Yall take care now.

Dreamcop08 Questions:
OKAY I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YALL ZODIAC SIGNS ARE?
Ruthie Ann: Baby I’m representing for the Leos. And you bets believe I’m a lioness when it comes to my childrens and in the bedroom. If you knows what I mean.

Ms Mabel: A lioness, Ruthie Ann please. Chile, more like a monkey with her goofy looking self. Child look just like a monkey and almost got picked up by the animal patrol. If I weren’t for me, she’d be somewhere being fed carrots and bananas. See, I’m a Capricorn all day long. A Christian Capricorn at that – CC is what I calls myself. Don’t get me started cause they used to call me a triple threat – a CCC. That’s a Cute Christian Capricorn. Halleluyer.

HOW WAS IT GROWING UP IN YOUR TIME?
Ruthie Ann: Believe it or not we was still picking cotton when me and Mabel was childrens. Course they gave us a penny for the labor. It was tuff but what don’t kill ya will only make ya strong. Imma let Mabel talk more bout this cause I tends to get emotional when I thanks back that far. It hurts to know that my breastes just ain’t as perky as they used to be when I growing up.

Ms. Mabel: I know I don’t look a day over 79, but it was rough child. We grew up in the south so we had heat like the inside of the devil’s ass. We picked cotton, we picked beans, we picked squash, hell, we picked everything we could. Ruthie Ann chose to pick men, I guess. Times is so much better now. Me and LB is in the prime of our lives and we can sit back and enjoy our lives and look at how far we’s came. You see, it’s important to take a little time and remember where you came from.

WHAT DO YALL LIKE TO DO OUTSIDE OF CHURCH TO HAVE FUN BESIDES SMOKING THAT GLAUCOMA MEDICINE?
Ruthie Ann: Well personally speaking I’m a widow 7 times as a matter fact so I’m free to come and go as I choose. Sometimes I tends to go the club and have a few dranks and course do the Electric Slide. When me and Mabel gets together we likes to make our famous hog head cheese and talk about peoples. And spend some one on one time on top of Tyron of course.

Ms. Mabel: Child, I loves me a good piece of hog head cheese on a bagel. The ladies at the church call me uppity, but who cares. I loves to sun bathe. Course, I gotta do it privately because my body is the temple of the Lawd and nobody sees Ms. Mabel’s gems but my husband. Besides sun bathing, I loves to rub my feet in that good green alcohol from Walgreen’s, I likes to make my good turnips and corn bread dish, and I loves to play a spell of bid whist. I’m the reigning champion down at the church. Them heffa’s don’t know what the deal is. I sets it off everytime.


WHERE IS MS MABEL AT I HEAR A LOT FROM MS RUTHIE ANN?
Ruthie Ann: Chile her fat tail be around she can’t respond as much with her hands full with sandwiches and all. If you ever wanna know greedy than look at Mabel wide tail and introduce ya self.

Ms. Mabel: You know, that Ruthie Ann got so much time on her hands. Hell, all she do is go from man to man. I’m much more conservative and classy and I have a life and an agenda. Just cause I’m in retirement don’t mean I just lays around and do absolutely nothing like Ruthie does. I be’s here, but working this computer ain’t the easiest thang in the world to learn how to do. Yall just bear with me and I’ll be making my rounds.


WHAT MADE YALL DECIDE TO START BLOGGING?
Ruthie Ann: Well truth be told one day I was smoking some of my glaucoma medicine and I decided to sat down and use my grandson computer. You know we been taking them computer classes down at the church for the past year so I knew how to get on the line. Mabel slow and she just ain't caught on as quick as yours truly. Anyways, I musta been tweeking as yall youngsters put it cause I went to put in http://www.baldspot.com/ and ended up here.

Ms. Mabel: Ruthie Ann typed in http://www.baldspot.com/, and I was looking for some medicine for LB’s bladder problem and I typed in http://www.bladderspot.com/. Because me and Ruthie talks about everything we told each other. Child, we said let's get us a blogspot. We figured it was a sign from God so we signed up and took us a cute ol’ picture together with our Sunday’s best on, and the next thang you know we’s writing stuff for the whole world to see.



Nicole, Inc Questions:

HAVE YOU ALL BEEN MARRIED AND IF SO WAS IT JUST ONCE OR MULTIPLE TIMES?
Ruthie Ann: Baby my marriages been like my orgasms when I’m with my sugason (opposite of sugar daddy) Tyron. That would be MULTIPLE. 7 times to be exact and they all have gone on to glory. Bless they hearts and praise God for the insurance monies.

Ms. Mabel: I’ve been married to the same man for 54 years. Yes, me and LB is still in the same love we been in when we met in high school. Of course that triflin’ ass Ruthie Ann almost stole my husband before he was my husband. I had to get that heffa straight back in the day. I had on my cute cheerleading uniform (with my coffee knee-highs of course) and one day I told her about herself. She let go and it’s been me and LB since – in all of our marital bliss. I loves him. Maybe one day I’ll post our wedding picture together. Course, back then the cameras wasn’t as good as they were now, so we got us a sketch instead.

WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK ABOUT WOMEN WEARING PANTS TO CHURCH?
Ruthie Ann: Baby it don’t bother me none. The good Lawd says come as you are. Now Mother Edna stank breath self has a fit when she sees the womens in pants. Only reason I hate them wearing pants is cause she gon talk bout it for days. Hell I’ll pay the womens to wear dresses to keep her stank mouth closed.

Ms. Mabel: A real woman always wears her a good floral pattern dress or skirt with the good pleats in them. A woman’s accessory should always be either nude or coffee stockings or knee-highs, you know, the kind that roll up right around the knee area. That’s what real womens wear. The womens in the bible wore them and child, we oughta follow their example. I see some of these young thangs walking around the church today, look like they on their way to a beach somewhere having them sarongs on. You can’t wear a sarong when your body is all so wrong. They need to join me in my jazzercise class. I will show them how to do it!!!

DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR SINGLE WOMEN IN THE CHURCH?
Ruthie Ann: Just wait for the Lawd to send you a man. I kept looking and I still never found Mr Right after 7 tries. Being with all them wrong ones was only worth it when they died. Them insurance checks sho come in handy course you know I had to tithe.

Ms. Mabel: If you get a man, don’t leave the poor child around Ruthie Ann for too long. I loves her, she’s like my sister. But her ass is as trifling as a man wearing a dirty shirt with the ring around the collar. I’m telling you what God loves…the truth.

Queen of my Castle Questions:

DO YALL GO TO OR TEACH SUNDAY SCHOOL?
Ruthie Ann: Baby what type of question is that? Course good saints like us tend Sunday school. Unlessing I had a long night with Tyron then I might miss Sunday School but chile’ that’s only bout 3 Sundays out the month.

Ms. Mabel: I used to teach Sunday School. They don’t hardly let me teach no more. They say reason being is because I cuss too much. All I be trying to do is get my point across. They told me using the word hoe and Christian in the same sentence aint Christ-like. So now I don’t hardly go these days. Screw them. I almost set it off in the church one time. I had to remember where I was at.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN WOMEN PREACHERS?
Ruthie Ann: I thanks the Lawd can use anybody including womens and young childrens. One thang bout me I ain’t stuck in my ways. Now every now and then I might get stuck in a position and my sugar son Tyron has to help me up but that’s about it. My body jus ain’t flexible like it used to be. I reckon that comes with ole’ age.

Ms. Mabel: I believes in women preachers only if she’s wearing a floral print dress or skirt with nude of coffee knee-highs rolled up round about the knee. Then I knows she’s a woman of God.

WHERE DOES ALL THE BUILDING FUND MONEY GO?
Ruthie Ann: Chile you ain’t gon get me to lying. Hell I wonders that ma self sometimes. I ain’t gossiping but we been collecting for the building fund for five years and all I knows is the Deacons all got new tupays and matching ties. Now you tell me what’s really goin on.

Ms. Mabel: Chile, ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Ain’t no telling where the money goes. I heard that Pastor was on a trip to Ochos Rios recently. Came back and there was a dip in the resources. That’s why I don’t tithe or give to the church no more. Hell, I got better thangs to do with my money. Besides, if I give all of my fixed income to the church then how am I gonna ever get rich playing bingo and hitting the penny slots down at the local casino?

Friday, May 23, 2008

Yall Can Be Nosey

Praises to the LAWD!!!

We been reading the blogs and we hears that peoples wants to know more about us. So, we's giving yall the opportunity.

Go ahead. Ask us whatever it is yall wants to know. Me and Ruthie Ann is prepared to answer them.

-Mrs. Mabel & Ruthie Ann